All of you coming from a certain spammer site in Asia and the Oceanic regions: kindly fuck off. There’s nothing here for you.
Those of you from the Los Angeles area who are still roaming this site (and all my other websites) from late October, still looking for some bit of gossip: kindly fuck off. There’s nothing here for you.
For the record: this website is a very dry and matter-of-fact catalog of my writing career and various small accomplishments, and nothing else. There will never be anything else, anything personal and true, here, or anywhere else.
Get it? Good.