Five reasons I know Spring is near…

1. I wore sunglasses instead of my sad dork earmuffs for the first time in four months.

2. When I ordered iced coffee at my local coffee shop, the guy didn’t roll his eyes and snort like he usually does.

3. Dudes showing off their fine carpets of chest hair that they cultivated over the long winter months. Hey, this is New Jersey, you can’t escape that shit.

4. With warm weather comes temper-tantrums! Specifically, shorties freaking out and rolling around the sidewalk because their parents won’t let them stay any longer at the park/playground. Ha ha ha.

5. This happened in my living room today:

Spider vs Girl!