So, as I was saying…

Last December, my website was hacked, and thousands – yes, thousands – of links to various sketchy and untoward websites were inserted in between each and every single line of writing. After a number of attempts to get it fixed, I gave up and deleted the entire site. Most of my posts were mirrored on my Livejournal site, but I’d been blogging since 2006, and a lot of stuff was forever lost in the interwebby mists of time. Oh well. Anyway! Welcome to my new site, design courtesy of Matthew Kressel, now with 150% more misery and ants.

I’m just going to leave this post here for a couple days to let my 3.2 readers know I’m back online, then I’ll start blogging on a regular basis again. In the meantime, here’s a list of all the things currently infesting my shithole of an apartment. We have some new species, so please give a shout-out to:

  • Ants
  • Spiders
  • Centipedes
  • Mice
  • Cockroaches (new!)
  • Silverfish
  • Predator (don’t tell me that constant rattling in my kitchen is the goddamn fridge)
  • Small devil hiding under the bed
  • Bees (yes, they’re back and better than ever!)

I’m also pretty sure there are witches in the drop-ceiling, but that’s another post for another day.